Sarah Palin Won’t Talk: BUT SHE SCREAMS!
For Ice Cream!
Wowee!
Now we know who loves to lick big ice cream cones!
Sarah, it looks like you’re gonna fit right in with those Republican powerbrokers in Washington!
(Seriously, who doesn’t love ice cream? But you’re gonna need tips on your technique!)
So take some time and enjoy your two scoops of Moose Tracks,
We’re sure that the press can wait for some other time to ask you questions about Troopergate, BabyGate, AlaskanIndependenceGate, BridgeToNowhereGate, EarmarkGate, ControversialPastorGate, LibraryGate, PoliceChiefGate, BabyGate2, etc.
September 5, 2008
Links:
AlaskanPress: Stonewallin’ Sarah Palin
Yahoo!News: McCain and Palin Go Out For Ice Cream
Huffpo: Sarah Palin Refuses To Be Interviewed
SeattlePI: Are you Alarmed by Palin’s Penchanct for Moose Hunting?
Sarah Palin InfoPage
Boston Herald: Palin for “Bridge to Nowhere” before she was against it
ABCnews: Another Palin Firiing Scandal
JedReport: John McCain’s Wandering Eyes
see also: The Levi Johnston We Know, Welcome, Levi Johnston!, Baby Johnston: First Photo!, Congratulations, Bristol Palin! and Good Luck, Sarah Palin!
