Congratulations, John McCain!

After all these months of trying to portray Barack Obama as an arugula-loving elitist,

in one week you’ve managed to triumphantly claim the title of America’s Top Richtard all to yourself.

With your 5 million dollar poverty level comment and the 4,7,8, 11 houses you forgot you owned,

you now wear the crown.

So relax, sip on your cappuccino, and enjoy your hammering...

Links:

LATimes: McCain takes 9 Car Motorcade to Get Large Cappuccino (via AmericaBlog)

Politico: John McCain doesn’t know how many houses he owns

TalkingPointsMemo: McCain Housescount: 11

TPMtv: McCain Defines “Rich”

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see also: Lump on the Stump

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see also: the 100% True McCain Re-Enactment

see also: John McCain’s Youtube Problem

see also: Why McCain Would Make a Good President

Cappuccino Motorcade: August 21, 2008