Get Well, John McCain!

We hear you had another lump removed from your face in between campaign stops today.

No wonder you’re grouchy!

We trust your press people that it’s “just a precaution” and a “minor, routine” lump-removing procedure,

but we got so disturbed when your jaw got so swollen and huge not so long ago...

We just don’t want your head turning into a Bullfrog again!

Think of the positive: at least this is a sympathetic photo op for you!

Links:

Politico: McCain Gets Biopsy

LA Times: Melanoma Cancer Survivor John McCain Has Piece of Skin Removed from his face

Mayo Clinic: John McCain Health Status (.pdf)

AP: Lump Pix

Yahoo! Answers: Is John McCain’s face just misshaped fat or does he have some kind of growth on the left side of his face?

Dallas Morning News: McCain the Grouch

Newsweek: McCain Losing Battle of the Photo Ops

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