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Possessed Bus Stop Nun Gets Makeover

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 09:18:14 -0800

Someone doesn’t care for the location of a movie poster featuring a demon-eyed nun on a bus stop right next to a Catholic girls school.

The placement of the ad for the exorcism film “The Devil Inside” directly next to Immaculate Heart High and Middle School disturbed at least one member of the community. So they took it upon themselves to cover up the offending image with a bus map.

Before:

Wiki Wacky

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 17:33:12 -0800

We love Wikipedia. Just enough information that we need to know about everything, it’s free and always 100% reliable.  But those awkwardly placed photo ads seeking donations to the Wikimedia Foundation confuse us and occasionally freak us out!

NationalWaterCooler submits the following awkward Wikipedia photo placements
featuring Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia....

Rick Perry Parody Roundup

Thu, 8 Dec 2011 20:32:40 -0800

GOP Presidential hopeful Rick Perry released this political ad in which he essentially blames TheGays™ for destroying Christmas and claims that Obama is trying to kill god or something.  The world has responded with a giant LOL and has already made it the most disliked video in the history of YouTube™!  “OOPS!”
Here is a round-up of the best Rick Perry “Strong” parodies:
 Original Rick Perry Campaign Commercial: “Strong”

CHEAP THRILLS

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 18:35:49 -0700

In these catastrophic economic endtimes, only Wall Street oligarchs and Russian oil tycoons can still afford the luxury of pornography. The common man must now pinch a penny before pulling his pud. Thankfully there is a wonderful resource of constantly updated skin pix available at no charge to frugal perverts! NationalWaterCooler offers a look at the best pictures of naked or partially nude people currently featured in Yahoo! news photos:

Psst---NationalWaterCooler is back!

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 16:58:40 -0700

Your favorite website returns!
We couldn’t let an entire calendar year pass between postings,  that would have been such a disservice to our three loyal readers!
So NationalWaterCooler is resuming regular blogging just in time to offer extensive coverage of the GOP primaries, #OccupyEverything, and the global economic collapse of 2012. But mainly we’ll just be reposting weird Yahoo! news photos like the AbeCloud.

And yes we may transition to actually selling water coolers since there seems to be more interest in that!

Until then, prepare to have your RSS feed filled with some extremely serious nonsense.

The Big C

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 12:08:01 -0800

What happened between the time Cindy McCain appeared in this NOH8 Anti-Bullying campaign video  in which she criticized the military’s Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy....

Marlboro Monkey

Thu, 7 Oct 2010 18:34:25 -0700

Charlie the smoking chimp is dead!

Sorry to be the one to tell you the bad news.

Pope Gaga

Wed, 12 May 2010 10:47:31 -0700

The World’s 2nd Most Famous Drag Queen is BACK to let you have it!
Miss Thing was truly Workin’ IT during her recent club dates in Malta!  Benedict16 was serving pure Haus of Gaga ELEGANZA!

Monkey on Goat on Rope is BACK

Sun, 2 May 2010 11:51:28 -0700

The Monkey on a Goat on a Rope that won the internet is back!
Or could it be another monkey on another goat?
Who cares? It’s back! And so is NWC!

The Mouse That Rimmed

Tue, 2 Feb 2010 10:03:14 -0800

I enjoy having a (not-so) Squirrel-Proof™ bird feeder outside my window,  and the variety of wildlife that it attracts.

Like deer,
skunks,
squirrels,
birds, of course...

Catching the Tweetwave

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:06:17 -0800

NationalWaterCooler.com Launches Official Twitter Account!!!

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Beloved web content provider NationalWaterCooler.com has launched an official Twitter account in order to cross-promote its nonsense across multiple net-based platforms.

Get ready to follow the Official Tweets™ of NationalWaterCooler here:
http://twitter.com/NationalWC

(Then get ready to follow them right back here because most of the tweets will be about stuff that gets posted on this site!)

From the Animal Cooler

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:39:51 -0800

Elementary school Children from Hawaii  Unbeach Portugeuse Man of War

The third grade class from Hammerhead Elementary School on not-the-main island Hawaii is pictured here as the children try to reverse the natural course of mother nature on Dec 17 2009. On a recent field trip to the beach, the students in Ms. Johnson's class first employed several techniques to turn the adolescent female man of war back to the ocean. Finally, an older tourist inadvertently hooked the man of war to his surfboard and carried it past the record setting breakers pummeling the island state:

Heather McCoy, a student in the class, saw the whole thing. She told NationalWaterCooler that a "silvery haired man came out of nowhere". Once into deeper waters the unidentified man "flicked" the man of war from his board to cheers from beach goers.

Carrie Prejean O Face

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:35:16 -0800

It’s Carrie Prejean’s “O Face”!!
No, not THAT kind of O Face!
Inappropriate!
Don’t assume things just because she posed topless so many times and made a slew of solo jack-off porn flicks!
This is her “Oh shit, I lost Miss USA” face!
A delightful moment to recall as Carrie continues her #FAILED attempt at doing the talk show circuit:

Monkey on Goat on Rope Wins the Internet

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:47:18 -0700

You are about to watch one of the most awesome animal circus acts ever posted to YouTube.
Put out of your mind for a second the possible starvation and physical coercion that may have gone into the making of this clip, and rather: gather the kids and sit back and enjoy the Sensational and Splendiferous Spectacle of
Monkey & Goat on rope!

Miss Supermodel of the Universe

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:12:54 -0700

While watching the Miss Universe 2009 pageant (featuring the heinous lip-sync travesty of Miss Heidi Montag)
NationalWaterCooler noticed a slight resemblance
between Miss USA Kristen Dalton’s race car driver costume during the “parade of nations”
and Miss RuPaul’s “Cover Girl” outfit from the Champion album and RuPaul’s Drag Race reality show.
What do you think? Digg or Comment below! Start your engines! May the best woman WIN!

Flo-ing Home

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:43:11 -0700

NationalWaterCooler proudly presents...
“Flo-ing Home”
A FLO tribute featuring LaToya Jackson’s tribute song “Home”
recently released by La Toya as a dedication to her brother Michael.
Available on iTunes.

What Sarah Palin Shoulda Said Instead

Mon, 6 Jul 2009 17:44:04 -0700

NationalWaterCooler puts on their political pundit cap and offers a suggestion on what Sarah Palin might have said at her press conference last friday instead of her rambling and inarticulate 18 minute resignation statement last friday...

Was Michael Jackson on Drugs in 1993?

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 15:17:20 -0700

NationalWaterCooler brings you this archival footage of Michael Jackson from a “A Current Affair” in 1993 that asks the tragic question: Was Michael Jackson using drugs?
Sadly, we now know all to well the answer to that question.

Outing Entertainers Weekly

Sat, 23 May 2009 11:12:38 -0700

Entertainment Weekly
had no problem outing Adam Lambert
with an asterisk on it’s May 8th Cover.
*
 But what about their other recent cover stars?
 NationalWaterCooler
salutes
the Gay Speculationism
of Entertainment Weekly!

Mexican Bacon dot com!

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 08:39:46 -0700

Just in time for the Swine Flu Pandemic of 2009,
NationalWaterCooler is proud to announce the launch of our sistersite: MexicanBacon.com

Your new home for Swine Flu Pandemic comedy and the latest safety information on Mexican pork products!

We know you like Canadian Bacon, but what about Mexican Bacon?