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Pope Gaga

Wed, 12 May 2010 10:47:31 -0700

The World’s 2nd Most Famous Drag Queen is BACK to let you have it!
Miss Thing was truly Workin’ IT during her recent club dates in Malta!  Benedict16 was serving pure Haus of Gaga ELEGANZA!

Monkey on Goat on Rope is BACK

Sun, 2 May 2010 11:51:28 -0700

The Monkey on a Goat on a Rope that won the internet is back!
Or could it be another monkey on another goat?
Who cares? It’s back! And so is NWC!

The Mouse That Rimmed

Tue, 2 Feb 2010 10:03:14 -0800

I enjoy having a (not-so) Squirrel-Proof™ bird feeder outside my window,  and the variety of wildlife that it attracts.

Like deer,
skunks,
squirrels,
birds, of course...

Catching the Tweetwave

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:06:17 -0800

NationalWaterCooler.com Launches Official Twitter Account!!!

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Beloved web content provider NationalWaterCooler.com has launched an official Twitter account in order to cross-promote its nonsense across multiple net-based platforms.

Get ready to follow the Official Tweets™ of NationalWaterCooler here:
http://twitter.com/NationalWC

(Then get ready to follow them right back here because most of the tweets will be about stuff that gets posted on this site!)

From the Animal Cooler

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:39:51 -0800

Elementary school Children from Hawaii  Unbeach Portugeuse Man of War

The third grade class from Hammerhead Elementary School on not-the-main island Hawaii is pictured here as the children try to reverse the natural course of mother nature on Dec 17 2009. On a recent field trip to the beach, the students in Ms. Johnson's class first employed several techniques to turn the adolescent female man of war back to the ocean. Finally, an older tourist inadvertently hooked the man of war to his surfboard and carried it past the record setting breakers pummeling the island state:

Heather McCoy, a student in the class, saw the whole thing. She told NationalWaterCooler that a "silvery haired man came out of nowhere". Once into deeper waters the unidentified man "flicked" the man of war from his board to cheers from beach goers.

Carrie Prejean O Face

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:35:16 -0800

It’s Carrie Prejean’s “O Face”!!
No, not THAT kind of O Face!
Inappropriate!
Don’t assume things just because she posed topless so many times and made a slew of solo jack-off porn flicks!
This is her “Oh shit, I lost Miss USA” face!
A delightful moment to recall as Carrie continues her #FAILED attempt at doing the talk show circuit:

Monkey on Goat on Rope Wins the Internet

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:47:18 -0700

You are about to watch one of the most awesome animal circus acts ever posted to YouTube.
Put out of your mind for a second the possible starvation and physical coercion that may have gone into the making of this clip, and rather: gather the kids and sit back and enjoy the Sensational and Splendiferous Spectacle of
Monkey & Goat on rope!

Miss Supermodel of the Universe

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:12:54 -0700

While watching the Miss Universe 2009 pageant (featuring the heinous lip-sync travesty of Miss Heidi Montag)
NationalWaterCooler noticed a slight resemblance
between Miss USA Kristen Dalton’s race car driver costume during the “parade of nations”
and Miss RuPaul’s “Cover Girl” outfit from the Champion album and RuPaul’s Drag Race reality show.
What do you think? Digg or Comment below! Start your engines! May the best woman WIN!

Flo-ing Home

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:43:11 -0700

NationalWaterCooler proudly presents...
“Flo-ing Home”
A FLO tribute featuring LaToya Jackson’s tribute song “Home”
recently released by La Toya as a dedication to her brother Michael.
Available on iTunes.

What Sarah Palin Shoulda Said Instead

Mon, 6 Jul 2009 17:44:04 -0700

NationalWaterCooler puts on their political pundit cap and offers a suggestion on what Sarah Palin might have said at her press conference last friday instead of her rambling and inarticulate 18 minute resignation statement last friday...

Was Michael Jackson on Drugs in 1993?

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 15:17:20 -0700

NationalWaterCooler brings you this archival footage of Michael Jackson from a “A Current Affair” in 1993 that asks the tragic question: Was Michael Jackson using drugs?
Sadly, we now know all to well the answer to that question.

Outing Entertainers Weekly

Sat, 23 May 2009 11:12:38 -0700

Entertainment Weekly
had no problem outing Adam Lambert
with an asterisk on it’s May 8th Cover.
*
 But what about their other recent cover stars?
 NationalWaterCooler
salutes
the Gay Speculationism
of Entertainment Weekly!

Mexican Bacon dot com!

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 08:39:46 -0700

Just in time for the Swine Flu Pandemic of 2009,
NationalWaterCooler is proud to announce the launch of our sistersite: MexicanBacon.com

Your new home for Swine Flu Pandemic comedy and the latest safety information on Mexican pork products!

We know you like Canadian Bacon, but what about Mexican Bacon?

Phil Spector’s Hair Found Guilty

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:16:46 -0700

Phil Spector’s Hair was found guilty of second-degree murder in Los Angeles today.
NationalWaterCooler takes a look back at the shocking F.B.I. forensic video that first broke the case wide open.

AUTO INDUSTRY IS SAVED

Tue, 7 Apr 2009 11:23:05 -0700

Segway and GM are teaming up to create the vehicle of the future!
Just as everyone now rides around on Segways,  urban couples of the future will ride around in a two seater PUMA!

NationalWaterCooler Hot Stock Tip of the Day: buy GM Stock NOW!

SQUIRRELS GONE WILD!

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:42:48 -0700

In a Yahoosphere cluttered with Squirrel-driven content, this story takes the cake!
Squirrel flavored cake that is!
It turns out that squirrels have a bit of a cannibalistic side.
A British couple noticed that the squirrels in their yard really seem to enjoy
the squirrel-stew fried potato chips that the couple leaves out for them.
The most shocking part of the story is that someone is manufacturing Squirrel-flavored potato chips!!!

And now, NationalWaterCooler is proud to salute Yahoo!’s Top News Squirrels of the Moment!

Say it aint so, BRO!

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:02:51 -0700

DUDE!
Did you and Bristol break up?
That’s what yo’ sis is blabbing to the STAR!
Do you realize what a cash moose you’re walking away from?
For a brief while you weren’t just another fuckin’ redneck in Alaska’s forgotten meth basin,
you were half of Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin: America’s Next Republican Supercouple!
Seriously bro, you should have stuck it out no matter what a naghag your babymama was.
(Tho’ she did call you “white trash”, and “hate filled text messages” are so not cool!)
At least you managed to escape having your picture taken by the press more than three times!
If you need to crash at our place for a while that’s totally cool! We got Killzone 2 for Xbox!

Valentine Stock Photo Roundup

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 00:00:45 -0800

Every year around this time,  AP Photographers battle it out on Yahoo! for Most Emailed Valentine’s Day Themed News Photo of the Year!
The one picture that captures the national romantic e-mood for that year.
Usually, the prize shot is of a couple of flamingoes necking,
but this year a cold snap seemed to dampen the flamingoes’ romantic spirits-->
and thus it’s anybody’s game for Top AP Valentine Photo 2009!

Photogs have been snapping away at heart and candy-themed subjects...

Low Orbit

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:45:56 -0800

Great news, internet!  The Scorched Koalas have a Slide Show on Yahoo!News!
Something to soothe your eyes after catching yet another accidental glimpse of engorged macaque ass crack!

Redundant Blogs

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:43:28 -0800

What would happen if you went to a blog
that featured a lot of the same random nonsense
that you saw on all the other blogs?
At least you’d see more google-ads that way!

Now help stave off the Google Depression™ by buying a Kindle 2!

Chinese Water Torture

Mon, 9 Feb 2009 15:27:00 -0800

A fake spacewalk filmed underwater seems as torturously complicated to pull off as an actual spacewalk in outer space.
But leave it to the ingenious Chinese to get it done!
One small white lie for mankind!